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100 EVIL SLITHS by Bain-Ihrno
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Readme file
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E-mail: bihrno@yahoo.com
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AIM: BainIhrno
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Blades-related forums: Shadow Vale Spiderweb, Calamity
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Refuge.
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Difficulty: Hi Level Parties
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Rating: PG (rough language)
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Player Skill: Not much, but if you're a newbie,
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some jokes may not make sense.
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Also please note: At one point, you will be stripped
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of all mage skill, and will only be able to get some
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of the skills back. Don't enter with more than two PC's
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with mage skills.
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The Story: Sliths are attacking Parmalee. Stop them.
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Yes, that's a terrible plot. So why write it?
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Well, this scenario is sort of a parody of bad scenario
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design. It has pretty much all the problems with bad
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scenarios, except that it's playable.
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Files to place in BLADSCEN folder:
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evilslit.exs
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evilslit.bmp (convert to .meg if on mac)
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Yes, you get to use your OWN party, not some stupid
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pre-fab party! Lucky you!
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Q+A
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Q: Are you depressed?
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A: No.
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Q: Then why did you make this scenario?
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A: The idea came from the spree of small, simple
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scenarios in BoA that have been going on as per TM's
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suggestion. I thought of doing one for BoE when I was
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getting bored with another scenario I was working on.
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So I did, and I decided to have a little extra fun with
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it.
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Q: Is the Goblin Wizard in this scenario really the
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one from Deadly Goblins?
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A: Yes
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Q: Did you get permission?
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A: No
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Q: Isn't that illegal?
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A: No, it's just one character and I used my own approach,
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it's not like I copied town layouts or anything.
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Q: How is there a sidequest in a dungeon that has a sign
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saying it's there for no reason other than the author
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was bored?
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A: I didn't plan for a quest to be there originally.
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I threw it in at the last minute.
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Q: How do I enter the Crypt of Doom?
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A: You don't.
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Q: What IS Bug Spray?
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A: Let's think about this. What is one reason why we
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ALWAYS test our scenarios?
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Q: How do I get my Mage Spell Levels back?
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A: There are some Mist Globes. They will help.
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Q: I didn't get all of them back! Why not?
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A: Your experiences in the Holy Realm just took
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some of your magery away permanently and you'll have
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to get them back on your own.
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Q: This is unfair!
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A: First, that's not a question. It's whining. Second,
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it's not much of a problem if you have only one or
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two mages in the party. Maybe you should quit relying
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on magery so much.
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Q: I don't have any mages in the party. Isn't this
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cheating to get mage levels?
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A: No, if you defeated the whole scenario without mages,
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consider it an extra reward.
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Q: Anything else I should know?
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A: Yeah, I had plans to include some cruder humor. I
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never did actually write it in, though. If you want to
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know more, contact me directly. Also, avoid charming Sliths
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in the battle outside of the Slith Castle and the very
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last battle (not with Sss-Thuss).
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Well uh... enjoy.
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